Looking for diabolical documents

We’re in search of some examples of diabolical documentation. We’re looking for examples of poor user instructions, such as

On the bottom of Tesco’s Tiramisu – “Do not turn upside down”
On baby’s milk formula – “If the baby finds the milk too lumpy, boil it”

It can be from products, software or corproate policies. If you have anything we could use, then please let us know.

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