Following our introduction of seashoring this time last year, we’re excited to announce, on this special day, a rebranding of our company. We’re trialling the rebrand on this blog during today, so do let us know your thoughts.
Copying the success of car reseller webuyanycar.com, we’ve decided to change our name to wewriteanyhelp.com.
This name change is being accompanied by an extensive TV advertising campaign during repeats of Countdown on Dave. Please note, the advert’s lyrics are not representative of our writing:
wewriteanyhelp.com, wewriteanyhelp.com, wewriteanyhelp.com – any, any, any any. wewriteanyhelp.com – any type, any module, any age, any price, from fifty screens to a hundred grand. wewriteanyhelp.com, wewriteanyhelp.com, wewriteanyhelp.com – any, any, any any. wewriteanyhelp.com – try a newer approach and don’t get vexed, get fewer calls when your Help’s best. wewriteanyhelp.com – enter your phone number now at wewriteanyhelp.com.
We are currently looking for dancers for the recording of this advert. If you specialise in burlesque, the charleston or the can-can, and you have extensive knowledge of RoboHelp 7 or later, then do let us know.
Now the official Technical Authoring partner to the England Football team
We also delighted to announce this change coincides with us becoming the official Technical Authoring partner to the England Football team. We’ll be providing the technical documentation for programs developed by the England players in their leisure time.
According to the team’s manager Fabio Capello,
The lads find it a good way to exercise the brain after a training session. Once they heard that David Beckham had written some of the code in FarmVille, they all wanted to have a go.
Photo (c) Mark Frauenfelder
This is a first for a technical authoring company, although no doubt others will be following in our footsteps.
As always, we welcome your comments (below) on these developments.
Love it! Happy April First to you.
Compared to some tech writer job adverts I’ve seen recently, a requirement for candidates to have both RoboHelp and burlesque dancing skills doesn’t sound ridiculous at all!
Following Fabio Capello’s lead, the technical documentation will employ a vocabulary of 100 words.
COOL! LOL! Very nice! 🙂 Happy April Fool’s Day.
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I’m with David F. The job description ain’t so far-fetched. 🙂
You had me fooled right up until that reasonably eloquant quote from Fabio Capello. Come on. Must try harder 🙂
If only I knew Robohelp…
Nice one Ellis – that advert is now rolling around my head and I can’t get rid of it!!! I’ll go practise my dancing skills – however I do reserve the right to wear a body stocking for the Burlesque section of the ad – will this mean I an not suitable?
Thanks Alison. That’s really a decision for Arlene Phillips rather than me.
Drat. Wish it were true! I can do a bit of Ceroc! … was seeing myself on Dave in the break …